Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Wanted: ARA organizer for Bakersfield area









Skills should include but not limited to being able to spell, access to large pieces of cardboard and agreement to pay for us all to eat at jerry's pizza since none of us have a job and several of us live in our grandma's basement.

In this series of pictures you can see some of the hurdles we are facing in order to save people's families from the mean and bad and evil racists who are full of hate.

For one thing, we have one member who likes to play with his nipples when he gets nervous. Another problem we have is trying to think up snappy slogans, " At least we dont kill people's families" was one of our best. Note our tribute to the late Buck Owens with the "Buck Borders" sign.

So if you are good at shoplifting clothing from Hot Topic and the local thrift store then you might be the person who will help the antiracists of Bakersfield put our name on the map.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, how cute. You insult the intelligence of others, meanwhile: if you really want to bring up the topic of spelling, "activly" is spelled wrong in your "White traitor" post. It's "actively", genius.

Nice going.

1:47 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

And you can vouch for the IQs and character traits of all the individuals in these pictures, I assume? It must have been a lot of work monitoring all their "shoplifting from Hot Topic" and securing with any certainty that they all "live in grandma's basement."

Just because someone fights for a different cause than you do doesn't make them innately inferior.

The real shame is the willful ignorance required to make negative generalizations about entire groups of people.

8:31 PM  
Blogger Pioneer Little Europe said...

whatever Shannon, I hope these people move in next door to you. You deserve it.

9:55 PM  
Blogger Orion said...

Spoken like a true social worker, Shannon. The real shame is willful ignorance of racial differences, and that it hasn't caught up to you yet. Here's hoping that it does just that in the new year. Couldn't happen to a more deserving Shitcagoan.

Tell your momma hi from Subrosa of VNN, girls. Permanently banned but never silenced! And keep up the great work, you are an inspiration to us all!

11:10 PM  

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